Lice, ticks, maggots, worms, locusts, pee, locusts and even diabetes…what do all these things have in common? They’re all common illnesses and ailments surrounding puppies. These are some themes we’ll be touching on this week.
Disease
You think I’m lying about the diabetes? I have a friend. He is in Medical School. I know these things. Now they’re messing with our blood. See here’s the deal. They wait until you are powerless, and while you rest, they attack. Draw blood on your arm. It’s just a small scrape, no big deal. He just wants to play! He’s so cute I can’t stay mad! How ‘bout a treat, fella? This is how it starts.
So look, people. Diabetes is bad. Puppies will give you diabetes. Puppies are bad. And knowingly giving someone diabetes who just wants to give you snausages, teach you a few dumb tricks to impress their friends and love you sooo, soooooo much? That’s fucked up, man.
Tomorrow: Bugs!
Disease
You think I’m lying about the diabetes? I have a friend. He is in Medical School. I know these things. Now they’re messing with our blood. See here’s the deal. They wait until you are powerless, and while you rest, they attack. Draw blood on your arm. It’s just a small scrape, no big deal. He just wants to play! He’s so cute I can’t stay mad! How ‘bout a treat, fella? This is how it starts.
So look, people. Diabetes is bad. Puppies will give you diabetes. Puppies are bad. And knowingly giving someone diabetes who just wants to give you snausages, teach you a few dumb tricks to impress their friends and love you sooo, soooooo much? That’s fucked up, man.
Tomorrow: Bugs!
1 comment:
THis is why kitties are preferable
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